Miranda (narrating): A while after I moved in with Dad, he decided to make a few stabs at father-daughter bonding. Wasn’t hard to guess that I’d have fun watching real live battle monsters.

Back then . . . I was really out of it a lot of the time. Didn’t feel like myself. So he couldn’t get the hack to work using my name.

In the end he managed to identify me using a workaround. It went something like . . .

“The daughter of Stuart Cohen . . . can enter the battle of the Being she is close to, the Dog, called Patrick.”