One full explanation (and dessert) later.

Bianca: It’s a good thing you told me to become Patrick’s Master . . . I feel like this would be even weirder if he was yours now.

Patrick: There’s so much I didn’t see . . . and now I can’t unsee it.

Bianca: Only Miranda knows, right?

Sparrow: Yeah, she hasn’t told her dad about it.

Bianca: And have you told your mom?

. . . Okay, you should probably call her.

Sparrow: No — not call. I have a better idea.

Sharon (thinking): A letter from Sparrow! I wonder if it’s to tell me her email’s been hacked.