(…And we’ve fallen off the front page. But just barely. Won’t you vote today?)

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(BOING)

Visitor: It won’t work, you know.

Cybele: ?

Who are you?

Visitor: Someone who’s familiar with the setup here.

You can’t get out the way you came in. There’s an extra level of security. One of those terrifying sigils installed in the room above. Without a direct order from your Master, you’d never make it through.

Cybele: Oh! That was smart of them! After all, some of us can fly!

Visitor: That’s right. Some of us can.