Bianca (offscreen): AAAAAUGH!! I HATE MY HAIR!!

Patrick: Shouldn’t we do something?

Sparrow: Don’t worry, she gave me a script to read when this happens. Hang on while I find it . . .

Ahem. “Don’t do it, Bianca! You are a strong Black woman whose natural beauty does not need validation from–”

Bianca (offscreen): It’s okay, Sparrow! I’m not having an existential crisis! I just have a stuck rubber band!