Chapter Five Page 25
As the Daily Show plunges into Jon’s last few episodes, it gave us this lovely Q&A, in which he was asked: “Marry/Shag/Kill: Larry Wilmore, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert?”
“I’d f@%k every one of ‘em! In every position, in every room of the house! And then I would make them breakfast in the morning! And then I would hold them, I would hold them so close, and I would nuzzle my head into them….”
Didn’t specify that it would be with all three at the same time, but who can argue?
(I’ve been wanting Wilmore/Oliver to be a thing since the Wilmore-Oliver Investigates sequence, so I am all for the idea of a hostdom foursome.)