Patrick has misjudged the tone of this meeting.

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Tina: Everyone, look! It’s him!

Dotan: Patrick! Over here!

Tina: Told you I really met a Being!

Friend: Tina, you think every guy with a realistic partial fursuit is secretly a Being.

(FLASH)

Friends: (GASP!) Whoa! Dude’s a dog!

Tina: See? SEE?

Patrick: I am called Patrick. My Master has granted me leave to speak with you all. I am not allowed to fight anyone, so you’ll just have to accept that I am very tough and skilled. I can, however, answer any questions you have. Within the bounds of my knowledge, of course.

Various kids: Can you talk to animals? Could you ask my basset hound something?

How many headmates do you have?

How do you write “Sparkle Pony the Awesome” in the magic language Tina found?

My girlfriend is a pine-kin. Are there any Beings who are trees, too?

Do psychic vampires have any effect on you?

Have you ever met a unicorn?