Chapter Nine Page 15
Dotan: Any kind of dog? Can you be an Airedale?
Unicorn girl: Ooh! Be a shota!
Patrick: What ‘s that?
Unicorn girl: A cute little boy!
Patrick: Okay . . .
Boy: Leave your weird fetishes out of this! Patrick, can you be a cocker spaniel?
Patrick: Of course.
Boy: Great! Now with breasts!
Patrick: . . . What?
Dotan: Hey, Tina . . . Are you okay?
Tina: I don’t understand. Isn’t there a shape you’re just, I dunno, comfortable with? Anything at all?
Patrick: This one is fine! The last one was fine, too. But the one my Master likes is the best.