Man 1: About the blonde . . .

Man 2: Fancy her for the evening, then? Good choice.

Man 1: No, what I mean to say is . . . you have a girl like her around, only . . . Asian?

Man 2: What kind of Asian are we talking about?

Man 1: Oh . . . Bangladeshi, maybe Sri Lankan . . .

Man 2: You’re in luck, mate. We have just the girl. Only she’s not cheap . . .

Kara Lynn (thinking): It’s strange . . . If a human fancies Sri Lankan women, why settle for my imitation? I haven’t been to Sri Lanka in a generation. Surely I’ve forgotten everything important.

Oh well. It ‘s not my job to understand humans, after all.

(Morning.)

Jany: Nngh . . .

Jany (thinking): Ooh. Oh my.