Cohen: Miranda, sweetie, hi! This is a great time to talk and not awkward at all! What are you up to?

Miranda: Going through your desk drawers.

Cohen: . . . Sorry?

Miranda: Do you have any summoning-type sigils stashed in the Boston office? I may have lost a test subject.

Meanwhile.

Bianca: Timothy! Did you challenge Miranda? How did it go? This would be a lot easier to track if you had a smart-enough phone to run Skype!

Timothy: Well, I don’t . . . And I won’t be able to afford one any time soon.

The church administrators found out about me being . . . you know. Well, they found “gay”, which isn’t right, but I don’t think a correction would have helped here. I’ve been . . . politely advised . . . to look for a new job.