Bianca: This is so convenient! You get a free ride on the subway in dog form, then can switch to an outfit that fits the occasion. Not that you have to dress up! But it’s the kind of place where you’ll fit in better if you’re wearing something genderbend-y.

Sparrow: He’d be cute in a skirt.

(skritch skritch)

Bianca: Or maybe some ribbons in his . . .

. . . Sparrow!

Sparrow: What? It’s his fault we won’t be getting a cat, so I call petting rights.

Bianca: It’s not respectful to treat him like a–

(sigh)

Sparrow: –dog? He seems to be okay with it. Besides, unless he tells us otherwise, we might as well assume it’s secretly disrespectful to treat him like a human.