Intruder: All of you shut up and listen! Somewhere in this room, there’s a human who owns a Being.
We challenge that person to a duel. If he makes nice and comes forward–or she, or, I don’t know, it, whatever you people are calling yourselves these days–then nobody has to get hurt, understand?
…Bugs me, that’s a lotta rabbit.
ATTACK OF THE RABBIT. :I send in the 5 year olds.
And that’s when the bunny rider discovered that the self-defense weapons of choice among the club’s patrons were tasers. Lots and lots of tasers.
Or quite possibly the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
It’s NIGHT OF THE LEPUS!!!