We know some of the characters are going to a convention. But what if they were all going — and had unlimited money to spend on cosplays?

Bianca (Captain America): I wanted Sparrow to join us as Iron Man, but she had plans of her own . . .

Patrick (Thor): Do you need anything hammered, Mas– er, Captain?

Cybele (White Rabbit): When you have a great accessory like a rabbit, you have to build the costume around it!

Bennett (Alice): This kind of gender role ambiguity can’t be good for the social fabric . . .

Sparrow (Third Doctor): Anyone have a neutron flow that needs its polarity reversed? Because I would be all over that.

Kara Lynn (Selece): When you have a great accessory like a dragon, you can build a costume around that too.

Jany (Umi): I just hope people my age recognize the series . . .