The Zen and the Damaged

In which some accidental worldbuilding starts to creep into this ridiculous scenario. Who knew?

For a Secret Santa exchange, prompt: Jon/”Stephen”, after a freak accident, he gains the ability to hear what the other is really thinking.

A Colbert-centric remix of the heartwarming Christmas story originally performed by CGI vegetables. Stephen and his cookies are ready for Santa, but other visitors keep knocking at his door.

Twenty-five hurt/comfort prompts, one canon. Music: Peter Donnelly, “Say It’s Alright”

The continued trials and tribulations of a twelve-inch-tall Jon Stewart.

A sequence of drawings about the perils faced by a Jon Stewart who is less than a foot tall.

An accidental bit of magic leaves Stephen’s mind switched out of his body…and into Christiane Aman-purr’s. While Tad heads off to retrieve the fix, Jon gets stuck with cat-sitting.

Fake news meets My Little Pony. Does there need to be a reason?

Shortly after a bill is signed into law, Jon gets a very loud phone call.

Two words: Peabody Award. (Two other words: short shorts.) Music: Tata Young, “Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy”