The Zen and the Damaged

A fan site for fake newspeople

Jon and Stephen

Jon Stewart

The Daily Show, ’99-

Would be the guy in the back of the bar yelling at the TV, except that they gave him a show. In spite of his frustration at the news and the constant belittling from his correspondents, he manages to retain his core of Zen.

Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report, ’05-

A well-intentioned, poorly-informed, high-status idiot. Loves America; fears bears; highly damaged. Will take any piece of twisted logic on faith, then run with it until it breaks.

Craig Kilborn and Jon Stewart

Craig Kilborn

The Daily Show, ’96-’98

The original host of the show, known for his frat-boy style and 6’5″ height. When he left to take over The Late Late Show, taking his signature “5 Questions” interview segment with him, many wondered how anyone else could fill his shoes.

Pictured with nineties-era Jon Stewart, who filled them. (While standing at 5’6″, even.)

Other Series, Other Hosts

Demetri Martin, Important Things
John Oliver, John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show
Jon Stewart, The Jon Stewart Show
Lewis Black, Root of All Evil
Olivia Munn, Attack of the Show! (co-host)

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Art: The Adventures of Tiny Jon, part 3

In which some accidental worldbuilding starts to creep into this ridiculous scenario. Who knew? But first, the usual adorableness from an eleven-inch Jon. Why Jon found a lot to identify with in Ratatouille: He eats a lot of foods that are prepared in small quantities or carved into fitting portions, but there’s no substitute for [...]

I can just hear Al Madrigal saying “It’s about time.”

The correspondent profiles have been brought up-to-date! Everyone through Jessica Williams has an illustration, and the newest four even have proper, detailed, link-heavy profiles in place. The site also has new header images, updated to reflect the current cast. When I remembered that I’d downloaded the font “CNN”, I couldn’t resist trying it out in [...]

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Meta: The Hogwarts Question

Given: If there’s one question besides “Who should this character hook up with?” guaranteed to start a fervent, polarized, opinionated fandom discussion, it’s “What Hogwarts house should this character be in?” What follows is my reading of “Stephen”, Jon, and a few correspondents, as well as notes about other arguments TDS/TCR fandom has made along [...]

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